20 Things We Can All Agree On

There are so many things in this crazy world that people disagree on. Some things are necessary to improving how society functions, others less so.

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But sometimes you want a break from the back and forth. So today’s post is all about things we can agree on…

  1. No one knows how to fold a fitted sheet properly. Let’s all just stop pretending, ok?
  2. Paying for parking metres is difficult and a true equaliser of men…
  3. As are train ticket machines…
  4. And iTunes…
  5. Peeling the tops off yoghurt can be difficult. No one is safe from potential spillage.
  6. Everyone believes something that isn’t true because their big brother or parent lied to them when they were little and they’ve never heard otherwise.

    I still never eat watermelon seeds for fear of THIS happening...

    I still never eat watermelon seeds for fear of THIS happening… thanks bro…

  7. It’s impossible to walk gracefully out of a pebbly beach without shoes.
  8. USB devices only ever plug into the port on the third turn.
  9. When your cousin has a baby is it your second cousin? Cousin once removed? Who even is this person? No one knows.
  10. Toilet humour is a childhood phase we never grow out of…
  11. (penis)
  12. Cartoons were way better 20 years ago.
  13. When you think something was better before, it means you’re too old for it.
  14. Board games and card games can and will destroy friendships. (Sorry ‘bout always beating you at Uno, Silvia).
  15. A poster falling off the wall in the middle of the night is terrifying…
  16. As is updating the software on your phone.
  17. Rose and Jack could have definitely both fit on the plank of wood

  18. Slipping into freshly washed sheets is one of the all time greatest feelings.
  19. Even though you know it’s included in the price of your hotel room, free all you can eat buffet breakfast is also the greatest.
  20. Ditto ice cold Milo.

 

What else can we all agree on?

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3 thoughts on “20 Things We Can All Agree On

  1. Number 8 is soooooo true and number 17 is awesome! I think we can all agree that when you are in a new place and want to make new friends you will ALWAYS think (and probably rightly so) that you looked/acted/sounded like a douche in each first encounter.

  2. Number 8 is soooooo true, and number 17 is awesome!!! I think we can all agree that when you are in a new place and want to make new friends you ALWAYS think (and probably rightly so) that you looked/acted/sounded like a complete and utter douche to every single new person you meet.

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